1. Someone sees you trying to sleep, closing your eyes, he/she asks: Q: Are you sleeping? A: No, I’m practicing how to be dead....>:) 2. Imagine yourself bringing your damaged TV to a technician to be repaired and he asked: Q: Do you want to repair this TV?
A: No, I’m just bored, so I’m walking my TV around here... [lol]
3. Its raining and you going out, your friend saw you and he asked:
Q: Are you going out at this time of rain?
A: Nope, going out on the next rain...
4. You just woke up, and your friend asked you...
Q: You're awake?
A: What? No, I’m sleep walking... 8-|
5. Your friend calls your house phone:
Q: Where are you?
A: I’m here at the bus stop.... :))
6. Someone saw you going out from the bathroom, wet...:
Q: Did u just have a bath..?
A: Nope! I fall into the toilet...! -.-
7. You in a hotel or somesort, at the very bottom floor, going into a lift, the guy in the lift says:
Q: Going up?
A: Uh, no... I’m waiting for the building to go down for me...\m/
8. You bring flowers to your girlfriend, and yet she asked:
Q: Wow, is that flowers?
A: No it isn’t darling; it’s just some veggies with some grass....
9. You in a public toilet with the handle had a writings of "Vacant/Occupied", you get in, and turn the handle to Occupied, yet someone came and knocks:
Q: Is there anyone in there?
A: (With a cute voice) No, no one here, this is shit talking.. :)
10. Your friend knows you are working and he /she text messages you, and asked:
Q: Where are you?
A: I’m in a high tech prison that has facebook...\m/
* Ne amestecam, printre asternuturi si atingeri. Ne amestecam, printre ganduri si cuvinte. Noptile capata sens iar libertatea devine ea in adevaratul inteles. Zambetul de dimineata, tigara si cafeaua, melodia si privirea... Zgomotele de fundal, pleoapele inchise, lumina tremuranda si vantul. Nimic nu este etern, dar pentru un moment, un singur moment clipa ingheata! Cum e sa te joci cu timpul? Cum e sa nu iti pese de el? Cu fiecare din noi, cu fiecare din voi avansam printre piedici si fericiri. Alarma suna, o ignori si iti cauti stabilitatea iar atunci cand o gasesti restul devine inutil.
Jocurile prostesti, pasii mici, chicotelile de rigoare intr-o dimineata ce se voia normala...Azi e diferit...de azi va fi diferit...pentru ca totul poate fi bun...si va fi atat timp cat...
Vorbesc mult! Visez mult! Ma entuziasmez mult!
Zambesc mult! Iubesc mult! Ma supar mult! Accept mult! Ma agit mult! Gresesc mult! Iert mult! Sunt eu ...mult!
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Niciodata putin, niciodata pe loc, niciodata in proportii...totul sau nimic... nu imi plac jumatatile de masura, nu imi plac glumele cu substrat destul de personal... Prieteni, iubiti, amici, cunostinte sau pur si simplu -vant... Cam asa vad situatia... Pura pasiune sau nervozitate reala, clipele se pierd. Noi le pierdem sau voi vi le pierdeti pe langa mine. Cuvintele ies, dor in gluma si nu se uit! Slabiciunile aratate si folosite fara niciun drept devin penibile. Privirile amuzante isi pierd minunea cand sunt folosite gresit. Distanta pare singurul lucru bun acum iar butoanele apasate insistent se strica. Si nu mai pot fi reparate, nu poti repara insistenta stupida, cuvintele care provoaca o falsa competitie. Iar ajung la liste si la impuneri, pentru ca "a fi tu" cu adevarat si de a te etala cu emotii si stari pot si vor fi folosite pentru a iti cutremura putin lumea. Nu putin, mult...niciodata nu e putin, mereu e mult, din toate... Si ajung sa urasc mult-ul, nu mai am nevoie de el ! De maine nu mai e mult, de maine e putin, de maine fara cuvinte in plus, de maine construim camarute in care inchidem sentimente care nu mai merita, inchidem oameni...si ne raportam la putin...
Putin din entuziasm Putin din iertare Putin din agitatie... Putin pentru putini voi...
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I will never forget your healing hands my love... I thought my heart had stopped... I swore I'd given up...
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